It’s past 3 and I Really do miss you, lil guy. Here’s a bad haiku.
drugdoer: liberals are an untapped resource because they care about people even though they’re not very good at it like at all god wow conservatives are an untapped resource because we need firewood for the revolution
vile-insect: wandatinasky: sighdie: ...
What American accent do you have? →
jane-potter: iamlittlei: What American accent do you have? My Result: The Inland North(85%) You may think you speak “Standard English straight out of the dictionary” but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like “Are you from Wisconsin?” or “Are you from Chicago?” Chances are you call carbonated drinks “pop.” Additional Results: The Inland North (85%) ...
And I know Fuck is a bad word, but it sounds so good. Good, like flipping off...– Andrea Gibson (via lipstick-feminists)
Fight Fire with Fire and You're Going to Get...
^lesson for the day
WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT THE DEADLINE IS TOMORROW:
uglyghosts: takinfg nudes for not u
inkplink: how to be an SJW say something someone did was fucked up congratulations people will now pejoratively refer to you as an SJW for pointing out problematic behaviors that they personally do not find problematic (likely because they participate in them)
couldyoujustblinkplease: the-deviations: weissguertena: llawlietsgirl3: I JUST WANT ONE FEMALE COMPANION WHO ISNT ATTRACTED/IN LOVE WITH THE DOCTOR IS THST TOO MUCH TO ASK? I guess Donna Noble wasn’t the only one to forget Donna Noble. oh you mothERFUCKER
Overheard from the office next door:
jane-potter: “…So I walk in the door and all I see is half a severed limb and my grandma spraying red wine vinegar everywhere.”
the worst thing about ADHD has to be the self...
wretchedoftheearth: gatsbywasacommie: its awful when i forget if i took my adderall for the day and i have to try to recount what i did to see if i did and just things in general yes same
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you,...– Robert Tew (via slothbrothel)
grrrlfever: you keep saying “we’re all human” but all i hear is “i want to completely ignore institutionalised oppression and shut my eyes and pretend everyone is treated equally to escape the guilt of the numerous privileges i’m afforded”
I get asked that way too much. Good to finally...
Not-Me: Well, what's your type anyway?
Me: Bossy femme recovering Catholics.
Not-Me: ...That's oddly specific.
Me: *le shrug*
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
I seriously couldn't give a rat's ass about the...
thatsucia: Patriarchy ain’t over just because we got a shot at the lead part in the genocide show. That is not my feminism.
You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in...– Laura Jayne Martin (via bergusia)
The desire to see women utterly degraded and powerless explains in part why anal...– Gail Dines, Pornland: How Porn Has Hijacked Our Sexuality I think the most chilling part of this book is reading what average porn consumers and what men in the porn industry say. It’s not that I already didn’t know that they think this, but it’s jarring to hear it confirmed (via...